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Jerry Jones - Bob Barker stole my face

Posted 10-02-2008 at 06:13 PM by Mustang Jones
Jerry Jones - Bob Barker stole my face

Dallas, TX (AP)

Say what? Yep.

Jerry Jones, in his not yet released autobiography, "How I Turned The Family Outhouse Business Into The Dallas Cowboys," alludes to a night back in the late 90's, when he went in to get a little work done.

Jones claims in chapter nine somehow Bob Barker ended up with the skin of an eleven-year-old boys buttocks that Jerry had bought in Rio. Since the procedure had already began, Jones had to settle for the sphincter of an armadillo that had just been ran over in front of the hospital.

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