And take your finger-pointing ass to the mirror.

The world is laughing at us. We have to be the fattest, slowest, dumbest, most ignorant pile of garbage since the Roman Empire.

Time to Veteran Up!

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The Bill of Rights

First Ammendment to the Constitution of the United States of America

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

First of all, in what section of The Constitution of the United States of America are the Rights of...

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NFL To Replay Replay

Canton, OH (AP)

After two beer commercials, the NFL has laid down the new law.

The play on the field was...worth another time out.

The new law, laid down by he who is so high, will stand.

Never mind the man behind the curtain. Pay him no mind. Just fork over the cash.

The NFL will continue to pause after punts. An occasion of highest celebration.

"If we don't review our reviews,"...

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Obama Fesses Up - Admits Making Own Decision

Springfield, IL (AP)

Presidential hopeful Barrack Obama, under fire for recent allegations,called a press conference Saturday,

"I want to be honest with the American people," Obama said, "If truths about my past are discovered, I'm not afraid to own up to most of them."

Republican bush shakers recently discovered a shocking truth about the Senator from the Land of Lincoln.
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Jerry Jones - Bob Barker stole my face

Dallas, TX (AP)

Say what? Yep.

Jerry Jones, in his not yet released autobiography, "How I Turned The Family Outhouse Business Into The Dallas Cowboys," alludes to a night back in the late 90's, when he went in to get a little work done.

Jones claims in chapter nine somehow Bob Barker ended up with the skin of an eleven-year-old boys buttocks that Jerry had bought in Rio. Since the procedure...

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