Exit 30

Some a yins know me...summa ya don't. Some of y'all think you know me...some of you do. Like a pesky rabbit in yer well tended garden...I turnip from time to time. Love me, hate me, ignore me...'cept a course if you are female between the ages of...heck, age don't matter if ya got legs that go from here to my bedroom...then please do love me. Otherwise, it don't matter what ya think of me. Well...it does matter...just not as much as you think it does. I used to spend quite a bit of time here...over 4k posts, and i really haven't posted in almost two years...entertaining and enraging, insightful and insighting, funny and full of shit. I went from a lifetime premium member...per, what i'm sure was a drunkin' proclamation by the site owner, many moons ago...to a scolded school boy on double secret probation. Well i'm back...and better than ever. Back to infuriate those corn-hole(that just ain't right) tossin', buckfucknut lovin', won't get outta the left lane, still livin' in their mother's basement, over grown adolescents with over developed senses of self and under developed senses of humor(this is sure to git me on the "don't feed the animal" list... again).
For the rest of us grown-ups this may be the place to come and be amused and abused...teased and tickled...dazzled and diddled.

I have few loves in my life...i'm taking applications, btw...
Anything in Black and Gold...golf...surfing...poker, and yeah, poker again. Food and drink...girls an' grillin'...and legs...spread the word...and cars...fast frickin' cars. If that curls yer toes(i've been told that i'm pretty darn good at that, too) then this my be the place to visit from time to time.
If you are looking for who to start or who to sit...who to trade or who to draft...up to date info on fantasy...or real, for that matter...football, there are some very talented knowledgeable folks here who will gladly help you out. Otherwise, if u like a little politics and sex and religion and lifestyle and self indulgent clap trap sprinkled over yer oatmeal then u may wanna check back...often

y'all come back now, ya hear.