Duke Football Legally Sucks

Sgt John · 06-24-2008, 08:26 PM

Report: Duke free of damages in contract suit with Louisville
June 21, 2008
A Kentucky judge has confirmed what Duke fans have known for years: their football team is as bad as it gets.

Bad enough that Louisville should have to find another football team to replace the Blue Devils without penalty after Duke pulled out of the final three games of a four-game contract last season.

In a lawsuit filed late last year, Louisville asked for $450,000 in damages and any additional damages the court saw fit.

But Duke's lawyers argued that the Blue Devils' performance on the field was so poor that any Division I team would suffice as a replacement. Duke is 6-45 over the past five years, 13-90 since 1999.

ESPN:NCF News

Wow, its not often that case law says your team is shitty

Coachnorm · 06-24-2008, 11:52 PM

An amazing legal precedent.

Hollywoodnash · 06-25-2008, 01:27 AM

Well, it's hard to argue with their defense.

MongerKhan · 06-25-2008, 02:14 AM

Duke football and the Hollywood Cops....two things that go hand in hand.

Mike · 06-25-2008, 03:00 AM

Now, this is a funny story, considering it was Duke's lawyers using the "we suck" excuse.

Coachnorm · 06-25-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MOJO

Now, this is a funny story, considering it was Duke's lawyers using the "we suck" excuse.

Lol, that is the funny part. You can't punish us everybody knows we suck.

ExperiencedRookie · 06-25-2008, 09:19 AM

Smart kids suck at football. Period.

ExperiencedRookie · 06-25-2008, 09:20 AM

Something funny about Duke football. They were actually pure gold for gamblers last year. The spreads against them were so insane and the opponents rarely covered. Also, the overs were solid bets too.

Nuclear SUV · 06-25-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExperiencedRookie

Smart kids suck at football. Period.

False.

Nuclear SUV · 06-25-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExperiencedRookie

Something funny about Duke football. They were actually pure gold for gamblers last year. The spreads against them were so insane and the opponents rarely covered.

Except Notre Dame, which won me some $. That was the easiest bet of the year.

ExperiencedRookie · 06-25-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nuclear SUV

Except Notre Dame, which won me some $. That was the easiest bet of the year.

LOL. That was one that cost me money!! I really screwed that one up though. I gave my buddy a money line that Duke would win. 3-1. oops

Sgt John · 09-04-2008, 12:24 PM

And they are 1-0......


06-24-2008, 08:26 PM	#1
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