Hopefully they retire Captain Worthless from racing. If he wasn't a Petty, he wouldn't be in NASCAR. It seems he is in the bottom three every single week. He is good in the booth however.

I couldn't agree more, although I could do without having to see that friggin pony tail every single Sunday. I just want to grab that thing and jerk his head around by it.
NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE HIP BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PONY TAIL.
1974 called Kyle. They want their greasy horse tail back.

Captain Worthless? Are you phucking kidding me??? Victory Junction Gang, yeah, that's worthless. Kyle Petty Charity Ride, yep, that's worthless too.

Who gives a phuck how long his hair is or where he finishes in the race, Nascar is a better organization with him in it.

[quote=var8rfan;213624]Captain Worthless? Are you phucking kidding me??? Victory Junction Gang, yeah, that's worthless. Kyle Petty Charity Ride, yep, that's worthless too.QUOTE]

Although Kyle is a part of racing, Victory Junction isn't. He doesn't have to have his hand in a losing organization to make that stuff work.

Yep. Has had one good race in what, a decade? The guy is a waste of space in the cup series. He belongs in the broadcast booth, where he is now since it is TNT's turn for the Cup races.