Onterrio Smith caught with fake penis....

Mike · 05-11-2005, 10:54 PM

Yeah, sounds funny, but this could lead to alot more trouble for Onterrio Smith. Guess the drugs are just too irresistable for him.

Quote:

MINNEAPOLIS -- The NFL was considering whether to penalize Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith after it was revealed he was caught at the Twin Cities airport with an elaborate contraption designed to beat drug tests.

Smith

A search of a bag Smith was carrying April 21 turned up several vials of dried urine and a device called "The Original Whizzinator," which includes a fake penis, bladder and athletic supporter. An NFL spokesman said using the device during a drug test would be a violation of league drug policies, but it wasn't clear whether there were penalties for possessing one outside of a testing situation.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2057990

GBG · 05-11-2005, 11:03 PM

Well...I guess he will resort to anything after previously getting busting for marijuana....
You know, I read about this when it was in the news last month....this Whizzinator is a damn cool thing, though....real elaborate..... cool points for creativity...

catman · 05-11-2005, 11:54 PM

I'll not comment on the "originality" of the prosthesis, but this is not a good situation for this kid. He's a decent player, but seems to have troubles.

Mike · 05-11-2005, 11:58 PM

I cant help but laugh every time I get to the part of the story that mentions the "fake penis"

Phicinfan · 05-12-2005, 10:11 AM

I am betting this gets him a one year suspension. He has two strikes against him in the NFL drug policy. According to NFL rules, trying to alter a test counts as a failed test. My bet is...they may not be able to give him the year, but he will lose some time...

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05-11-2005, 11:03 PM	#2
GBG Outlaw Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Augusta, Georgia Posts: 7,525 vCash: 265359 Donate	Well...I guess he will resort to anything after previously getting busting for marijuana.... You know, I read about this when it was in the news last month....this Whizzinator is a damn cool thing, though....real elaborate..... cool points for creativity...


05-11-2005, 11:54 PM	#3
catman Baseball "Expert" Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Central Iowa Posts: 7,743 vCash: 66515 Donate	I'll not comment on the "originality" of the prosthesis, but this is not a good situation for this kid. He's a decent player, but seems to have troubles.


05-11-2005, 11:58 PM	#4
Mike who me? Admin Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: L.A. (Lower Arkansas) Posts: 30,001 vCash: 14556672 Donate Blog Entries: 18	I cant help but laugh every time I get to the part of the story that mentions the "fake penis"


05-12-2005, 10:11 AM	#5
Phicinfan Deputy Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 11,135 vCash: 132430 Donate	I am betting this gets him a one year suspension. He has two strikes against him in the NFL drug policy. According to NFL rules, trying to alter a test counts as a failed test. My bet is...they may not be able to give him the year, but he will lose some time...