Mancard - What are some offenses that will get it pulled?

Sgt John · 06-11-2009, 12:57 PM

Driving around town with your poodle

Cooley Cadets · 06-11-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ram

If I knew what effrontery was I may be offended.

7) Not having enough juice to check out the word of the day thread and instead attempting to crack on another poster using "see Spot run" words.

You are welcome.

The Ram · 06-11-2009, 12:59 PM

Still unfunny but well played, sir. Well played.

Sgt John · 06-11-2009, 01:01 PM

Some quick ones:

Men crossing their legs like women

Watching the following shows: Oprah, Divorce Court, The View, and Golden Girls.

The Ram · 06-11-2009, 01:06 PM

Back on task here:

Popped Collars: That style sucked the first time in the 80's. I was alive and in middle school when popped collars were in, and it sucked then (I have this opinion on record) and it sucks even more now.

Sgt John · 06-11-2009, 02:01 PM

Guys in "low rider jeans". Next to the male tramp stamp this is as close to queer as you can get without going over.

The only time a dude should see another dudes arse crack playing "peekabo" is when the plumber is over.

Cooley Cadets · 06-11-2009, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sgt John

The only time a dude should see another dudes arse crack playing "peekabo" is when the plumber is over.

Ok to lay pipe if its the plumber?

Sgt John · 06-11-2009, 02:21 PM

Driving an automobile that is ANY shade of lime green. Ranks right up there with racing stripes on a 93 Ford Escort.

WesDawg · 06-11-2009, 04:57 PM

So, to recap thus far..

Margaritas may be acceptable only if ordered as Top Shelf w/double everything, served in a mason jar with no minerals present around the rim?

Cruising in a Miata may be acceptable only while stuck in heavy traffic w/top down screaming "GET TO DA CHOPPA!", "FREEE-DOM!", or "I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY!" as loud as possible?

Using your significant other's handbag to scratch that fresh new tribal on the base of your neck while watching a Thanksgiving Day Detroit game?

WesDawg · 06-11-2009, 04:59 PM

On a serious note, if one drives any year, make, or model of pickup, that's cool. I wouldn't however get caught with a Yankee Candle air freshener dangling off the rearview. Unless you like being called gayzors.

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Sgt John Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Thorndale, TX Posts: 17,531	Driving around town with your poodle

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The Ram Half Man, Half Amazing Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: May 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 5,267	Still unfunny but well played, sir. Well played.

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Sgt John Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Thorndale, TX Posts: 17,531	Some quick ones: Men crossing their legs like women Watching the following shows: Oprah, Divorce Court, The View, and Golden Girls.

06-11-2009, 01:06 PM	Top #25
The Ram Half Man, Half Amazing Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: May 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 5,267	Back on task here: Popped Collars: That style sucked the first time in the 80's. I was alive and in middle school when popped collars were in, and it sucked then (I have this opinion on record) and it sucks even more now.

06-11-2009, 02:01 PM	Top #26
Sgt John Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Thorndale, TX Posts: 17,531	Guys in "low rider jeans". Next to the male tramp stamp this is as close to queer as you can get without going over. The only time a dude should see another dudes arse crack playing "peekabo" is when the plumber is over.

06-11-2009, 02:21 PM	Top #28
Sgt John Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Thorndale, TX Posts: 17,531	Driving an automobile that is ANY shade of lime green. Ranks right up there with racing stripes on a 93 Ford Escort.

06-11-2009, 04:57 PM	Top #29
WesDawg 'Burghapologist Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Little Rock AFB, AR Posts: 3,416	So, to recap thus far.. Margaritas may be acceptable only if ordered as Top Shelf w/double everything, served in a mason jar with no minerals present around the rim? Cruising in a Miata may be acceptable only while stuck in heavy traffic w/top down screaming "GET TO DA CHOPPA!", "FREEE-DOM!", or "I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY!" as loud as possible? Using your significant other's handbag to scratch that fresh new tribal on the base of your neck while watching a Thanksgiving Day Detroit game?

06-11-2009, 04:59 PM	Top #30
WesDawg 'Burghapologist Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Little Rock AFB, AR Posts: 3,416	On a serious note, if one drives any year, make, or model of pickup, that's cool. I wouldn't however get caught with a Yankee Candle air freshener dangling off the rearview. Unless you like being called gayzors.