lol...sorry


The Big Lebowski


Quote: Those aren't pillows!!

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles


Not many men know what their life's worth. I do. 70 grand. That's what they took from me and that's what I was gonna get back.

Payback.

Fish are friends, not food.

Finding Nemo

I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

The Shawshank Redemption

Quote: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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Snatch - great movie


Quote: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

Wow, had to look that one up: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.



Now for an easy but good one: Man, you've got some weird fuckin' friends. Limber though.

Fight Club.


For your information, when I jack off I'm not just thinking about Caroline. I'm thinking about you with Caroline.

traffic

Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in! Not by the hair of your chiny-chin-chins? Well then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in!

too hard?

The Shining?

(I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.)

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Caddyshack (nice job, turfpro)

I hate snakes.

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Sports Outlaw Fantasy Football League Champion 2007 - Maelstrom

Raiders of the Lost Ark

No soup for you!

seinfeld!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

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Hired Guns: Wheaton Thunder
SO CFFL: Royale with Cheese
CFA: Wheaton Thunder

USUAL SUSPECTS!! Great flick!


This stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me..(just ask COChick99)

predator

Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life:


The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

clerks (nice one, rammie )

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

say anything!!!! (he says, holding a boombox over his head)

We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.

High Fidelity


I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure.