Mindless Thread

nicholete · 04-15-2008, 12:40 PM

Pulp Fiction

I'm here for the gang bang.

chrisslabaugh · 04-15-2008, 02:44 PM

Old School

Quote:

Back up Nasty Nate, this is my bitch!

deuce4321 · 04-15-2008, 03:43 PM

Half Baked

I lost my virginity to your daughter. Rob you were there

Hawks Eye · 04-15-2008, 04:41 PM

Tommy Boy

- You'll come back a broken man.
- Yeah, back-broken, from too much sex!

nicholete · 04-15-2008, 04:43 PM

Love Actually (I'm not 100% sure)

My neck my back my neck and my back.

var8rfan · 04-15-2008, 04:53 PM

Friday

You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!

dannywest · 04-15-2008, 05:43 PM

300

(He) held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract.

The Ram · 04-15-2008, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dannywest

300

(He) held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract.

Godfather

Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal. In which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension. In which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me.

Basically, I'm fucked.

Miller · 04-15-2008, 07:07 PM

Lethal Weapon

Quote: "Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."

Coachnorm · 04-15-2008, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ram

Hey, look friend, let's just cut the shit. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal. In which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension. In which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me.

Basically, I'm fucked.

Leathal Weapon.

It's strange how pulling a trigger is easier than playing the guitar. Easier to destroy, than to create.

Miller · 04-15-2008, 07:45 PM

Beat ya to it

Yours is Desparado though.

Now for mine again:
Quote: "Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king."

Coachnorm · 04-15-2008, 09:12 PM

Entourage

I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together.

Hollywoodnash · 04-16-2008, 12:27 AM

Heartbreak Ridge

You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges

var8rfan · 04-19-2008, 08:05 PM

Addams Family Values

"I want to buy a car with a pussy magnet"

MongerKhan · 04-19-2008, 08:26 PM

Borat

"I'll make life takers and heartbreakers out of them sir."

ggermanctl06 · 04-20-2008, 09:38 AM

Heartbreak Ridge

"For christ sake, its like I'm playin' poker with my brothers kids...You nerve rackin' sons of bitches!"

The Ram · 04-20-2008, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggermanctl06

Heartbreak Ridge

"For christ sake, its like I'm playin' poker with my brothers kids...You nerve rackin' sons of bitches!"

Tombstone

Hawks Eye · 04-20-2008, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ram

Tombstone

Hey man, you gotta give a new quote to keep the game going!

The Ram · 04-21-2008, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawks Eye

Hey man, you gotta give a new quote to keep the game going!

Yeah, yeah.

Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a cavity search! I'm talking Roto-Rooter! Don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth!

eaglechick · 04-22-2008, 02:36 PM

Beavis and Butthead Do America

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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