Quote of The Day

Sportstramp · 07-19-2006, 06:28 AM

July 19, 2006
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
— Frank Scully

Coachnorm · 07-19-2006, 09:05 AM

All Extremists Should Be Shot!
- Bumper Sticker

Taz · 07-19-2006, 04:11 PM

My brat beat up your Honor student.

bumper sticker

Sportstramp · 07-20-2006, 06:36 AM

July 20th, 2006
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking.
— John M. Keynes

Sportstramp · 07-21-2006, 06:34 AM

July 21st, 2006

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
-Paul Valery

geekstufff · 07-21-2006, 11:41 AM

When it comes to steamed prunes is one enough...or two too many?? Fletch

TurfPro · 07-21-2006, 02:50 PM

A Nod is As Good As a Wink to a Blind Horse~ Faces

freyguy · 07-21-2006, 08:07 PM

"I see." said the blind man to the deaf horse.

Sportstramp · 07-22-2006, 01:06 PM

July 22nd, 2006

I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.
— William Hazlitt

TurfPro · 07-22-2006, 02:32 PM

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.....

geekstufff · 07-23-2006, 09:42 AM

The significant problems we have, cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.

Albert Einstein

Sportstramp · 07-23-2006, 11:24 AM

July 23rd, 2006

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
— Ashleigh Brilliant

Mike · 07-23-2006, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sportstramp

July 23rd, 2006

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
— Ashleigh Brilliant

Sounds like words for David Carr to live by.

TurfPro · 07-23-2006, 11:43 AM

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ~ Groucho Marx

geekstufff · 07-23-2006, 11:45 AM

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

Mike · 07-23-2006, 11:49 AM

Mama Said Knock You Out
-LL Cool J

Sportstramp · 07-23-2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sportstramp

July 23rd, 2006
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
— Ashleigh Brilliant

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike

Sounds like words for David Carr to live by.

Miller · 07-23-2006, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sportstramp

July 23rd, 2006

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
— Ashleigh Brilliant

Ahhhh, she must be talking about my golf game!

geekstufff · 07-24-2006, 11:01 AM

The Emporer's New Groove
Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Uh, don't you mean 'or'?
Yzma: *SIGH* Tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground.
Little Girl: Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.

geekstufff · 07-24-2006, 11:05 AM

Caddyshack
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

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Sportstramp Mudpuddlin' Darlin' Admin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: TX Posts: 1,855 vCash: 21302 Donate	July 19, 2006 Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? — Frank Scully


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07-20-2006, 06:36 AM	#4
Sportstramp Mudpuddlin' Darlin' Admin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: TX Posts: 1,855 vCash: 21302 Donate	July 20th, 2006 Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking. — John M. Keynes


07-21-2006, 06:34 AM	#5
Sportstramp Mudpuddlin' Darlin' Admin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: TX Posts: 1,855 vCash: 21302 Donate	July 21st, 2006 The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. -Paul Valery


07-21-2006, 11:41 AM	#6
geekstufff Im a Dallas fan honest!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Newport, VT Posts: 1,464 vCash: 7168 Donate	When it comes to steamed prunes is one enough...or two too many?? Fletch


07-21-2006, 02:50 PM	#7
TurfPro Outlaw Gopher Slayer Premium Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The 19th Hole Posts: 7,271 vCash: 30218 Donate	A Nod is As Good As a Wink to a Blind Horse~ Faces


07-21-2006, 08:07 PM	#8
freyguy Pick to Click Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,228 vCash: 26275 Donate	"I see." said the blind man to the deaf horse.


07-22-2006, 01:06 PM	#9
Sportstramp Mudpuddlin' Darlin' Admin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: TX Posts: 1,855 vCash: 21302 Donate	July 22nd, 2006 I'm not smart, but I like to observe. Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. — William Hazlitt


07-22-2006, 02:32 PM	#10
TurfPro Outlaw Gopher Slayer Premium Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The 19th Hole Posts: 7,271 vCash: 30218 Donate	I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.....


07-23-2006, 09:42 AM	#11
geekstufff Im a Dallas fan honest!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Newport, VT Posts: 1,464 vCash: 7168 Donate	The significant problems we have, cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them. Albert Einstein


07-23-2006, 11:24 AM	#12
Sportstramp Mudpuddlin' Darlin' Admin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: TX Posts: 1,855 vCash: 21302 Donate	July 23rd, 2006 If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. — Ashleigh Brilliant


07-23-2006, 11:43 AM	#14
TurfPro Outlaw Gopher Slayer Premium Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The 19th Hole Posts: 7,271 vCash: 30218 Donate	The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. ~ Groucho Marx


07-23-2006, 11:45 AM	#15
geekstufff Im a Dallas fan honest!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Newport, VT Posts: 1,464 vCash: 7168 Donate	Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.


07-23-2006, 11:49 AM	#16
Mike who me? Admin Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: L.A. (Lower Arkansas) Posts: 30,006 vCash: 14556924 Donate Blog Entries: 18	Mama Said Knock You Out -LL Cool J


07-24-2006, 11:01 AM	#19
geekstufff Im a Dallas fan honest!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Newport, VT Posts: 1,464 vCash: 7168 Donate	The Emporer's New Groove Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. Kronk: Uh, don't you mean 'or'? Yzma: SIGH Tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground. Little Girl: Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.


07-24-2006, 11:05 AM	#20
geekstufff Im a Dallas fan honest!!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Newport, VT Posts: 1,464 vCash: 7168 Donate	Caddyshack "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald ... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga ... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."