Things you can only say on Thanksgiving

nicholete · 11-15-2006, 12:14 PM

1.Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

Miller · 11-15-2006, 06:11 PM

catman · 11-16-2006, 12:15 AM

You've been at a celebration like the ones we have in my family, haven't you?

TurfPro · 11-16-2006, 09:14 AM

Good one, Nikki

Sportstramp · 11-18-2006, 11:36 PM

Pretty good list Nikki

nicholete · 11-20-2007, 02:38 PM

Remote Controller · 11-20-2007, 04:33 PM

catman · 11-20-2007, 07:14 PM

I'll wait until Thursday and let you know what happens at my dad's house.

TurfPro · 11-21-2007, 01:12 AM

dannywest · 11-21-2007, 03:55 AM

that's hilarious, gotta share that at work today.

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11-15-2006, 12:14 PM	#1
nicholete Hope comes with batteries Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 10,366 vCash: 7754030 Donate	1.Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready


11-15-2006, 06:11 PM	#2
Miller Who Me? Admin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 16,095 vCash: 59048256 Donate Blog Entries: 28


11-16-2006, 12:15 AM	#3
catman Baseball "Expert" Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Central Iowa Posts: 7,751 vCash: 66581 Donate	You've been at a celebration like the ones we have in my family, haven't you?


11-16-2006, 09:14 AM	#4
TurfPro Outlaw Gopher Slayer Premium Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The 19th Hole Posts: 7,271 vCash: 30218 Donate	Good one, Nikki


11-18-2006, 11:36 PM	#5
Sportstramp Mudpuddlin' Darlin' Admin Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: TX Posts: 1,855 vCash: 21302 Donate	Pretty good list Nikki


11-20-2007, 02:38 PM	#6
nicholete Hope comes with batteries Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 10,366 vCash: 7754030 Donate


11-20-2007, 04:33 PM	#7
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11-20-2007, 07:14 PM	#8
catman Baseball "Expert" Premium Member Forum Leader Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Central Iowa Posts: 7,751 vCash: 66581 Donate	I'll wait until Thursday and let you know what happens at my dad's house.


11-21-2007, 01:12 AM	#9
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11-21-2007, 03:55 AM	#10
dannywest Psychopath Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: PSJ, Florida Posts: 3,702 vCash: 449009 Donate Blog Entries: 27	that's hilarious, gotta share that at work today.